Honing Your Vixen

A Guide To Seduction

Being a woman is an illusion. We wear make-up to hide flaws, put on heels to be taller and wear black to hide embarrassing back fat. Being a Vixen is just that. I create illusions. I tell men exactly what it is they want to hear. Every woman has the ability to do exactly the same. Today I’m teaching you how to seduce. I like to consider myself a modern day Geisha. The Geisha, tempts and titillates, but never is she too overtly vulgar. OK I’m a EXTREMELY modern version of a Geisha. What I mean is, I stimulate the mind way before I ever stimulate the body. The Geisha leaves a small area at the back of her neck uncovered without makeup to allure and to tempt. She shows a little bit of her wrist to tease. I. Am. A. Tease. If you haven’t figured that out by now, whose blog have you been reading all these months?

Seriously, in the beginning I gave too much too soon. It was a recipe for disaster. I didn’t understand the value of my goods. And ladies, what we have are goods. It’s a commodity you see. You can share or you can withhold. It is up to us and we hold a tremendous amount of power within us. It is our duty as citizens of this world and creatures of humanity to hone in on these powers, but don’t get too carried away. Don’t hurt ‘em ladies. (Well, maybe just a little bit) Here are a few tips I believe will help you harness your inner vixen.

Before you even head out the door to your function, club, dinner or party you must dress the part.

SEXY NOT SLUTTY: Dressing like a slut only gets men who are looking for sluts. If you want a quick bangaroo, then be my guest, but if your looking for substance, don’t go out with your yaya titties exposed to the elements or a dress so short you catch cold in your ass. I hardly ever wear anything that is too revealing Well, besides the times I’ve shown up in a pink trench coat, but you know what I mean. A little cleavage is good. Wearing tight fitted dresses is a must as well. Don’t forget the sexy shoes! Sexy not slutty. Unless you want to be smutted.

Now you must find your prey. The first step is to look at him. No, really. Take a nice long look.

EYE CONTACT: Looking someone in the eyes is one of the most intense things you can do. Think about it. How long can you look at someone without diverting your eyes? I’d say maybe 3 seconds. I dare you to increase that to 5 seconds. Look at a man (or I reckon a woman too) in his face for 5 complete seconds and you’ve just thrown your bait out in to the sea.

This is an immediate thing. You will feel the vibe or you won’t. If he’s interested you will catch him looking at your again. If this happens…

SMILE: Show some teeth bitch! Make sure you’ve used your Crest White Strips. Most people, when smiling, look their best. Namely, it shows that you care about yourself and that you are a happy person. Which you should be, because you are a wonderful woman!

At this point he should be walking over to your direction. If he is engaged he will be smiling back at you.

TOUCH HIM: Don’t be afraid to be close. After all that is the main objective right? You want him to be on his knees, ears deep in your vagina! Or is that just me? When I say touch him, I don’t mean grab his junk. I mean gently press yourself up against him, or touch his arm when you laugh. It’s all about subtly at this stage ladies. We are warming him up for the kill.

Give him your phone number. Don’t be an idiot. Give him your number. I don’t believe in the don’t call him, let him call you. Child please! If you start playing those dumb ass games, you’ll never get a man. If you are interested, call him, but let him plan the date. Don’t do all the work. It’s important to stay mysterious. And don’t give out all your personal information at the jump. No one and I do mean NO ONE wants a dating history fact sheet before you even have your first drink. I liquor them up for I go in to that!

OK, so what happens next Dwann, you may be asking? I’ll tell you what! Next time..